Archive for February 2006
It’s true- I’ll be offering a weekly Dennis Worner strip called WornerVision. It’s about greed, class, and marketing. The fun of being powerful. The fatigue of sharing the planet with the multidinous poor and dumb…
I’ll be really launching it soon- for now, just getting some archives up.
Ok- it’s no secret that Hart has no idea what the hell he is doing half the time, but at least he’s had the sense to bring me to the fore a bit more.
I’m getting my own weekly strip, it’s called WORNERVISION, and here you can read about it:
W O R N E R V I S I O N
So there you go.
It was many years ago today that I peppered that guy in the face…
Anyway, screw all you poor, the tired the wretched should find some other country to keep coming into, cause it’s not like we’re sitting around trying to come up with jobs for y’all, you dumb shits. We are all sitting around, trying to make some more cash for ourselves- “uh duh”- to put it in your vernacular.
So listen- DON’T COME HERE! And don’t have more kids, and don’t stay here if you can’t make it in the American Dream. The American Dream is about the tax code now, baby. It’s about buying favors, and looting the tax base (did I mention that if you DO stick around, at least make enough money to pay some federal taxes- JEESH) and enjoying the returns.
This is a good country to be rich. I encourage you to try it.
It will give me more things to aim at, to try and “pepper” as it crosses my line of sight.
Come on out- the hunting’s fine.
I did not shoot a man. Well I did not really get him between the eyes, anyway. I shot him but I blew it. If you accidentally shoot a man, and he’s going to be ok, the least you could do as another wealthy man, is pay the guy a bit in remorse change. And the least you could do, as God- hello God!- is let it be that you really nail him (but then be ok!)
Is it manslaughter if you are really just accidentally right there and it just happens to nail him between the eyes, and if God in his providence saw , as always, that your shot didn’t miss.
I think I’m turning my own stomach here. I would never shoot another wealthy man, Jeez. A man like that has earned his keep!
Tomorrow, who I WOULD shoot…
The strips winding down the chapter here: here will be daily for this week only.
Drawing a lot lately, trying to get this thing in shape.
Apparently I am mentioned at length by Eddie Campbell in the new Comics Journal. Haven’t seen it.
I have a boring blog. My lap top burned up. Literally.