Archive for December 2005
This whole culture is desperate!!
Diane Sawyer unveils a plot more exciting than the DaVinci Code! Another Christian mystery rattled out of its cage on PrimeTime TV! More enticing, more alluring, more thrilling than the other things you already are thrilled by- it’s twice as thrilling and three times as Christian!
Everyone is selling and casting their hooks as this American ship plummets out of control!! What can I sell? What are you neglecting to sell? Every day- wake up and think what do I have to sell to every person I meet? Every stranger, every breath of fresh air, a chance for consumer and producer!
All you gotta do is love the machine!
This guy took my photo. He came here and said we just want to know emotions you feel. “If you eat white bread do you feel lonely?” I always feel lonely!
Listen to me, I just want a place to sit down and not feel so crappy. I want a place where people aren’t going to make so much fun of me. Don’t look. Thanks.
The best thing about the day after Christmas is that the gift keeps giving and the peons and anklebiters have been well tamed by now to keep pumping pumping at the pump. That the thrill of shopping is no longer a quickie thing- but a long gregarious slide- a bobsled of energy and you can just keep banking it and bobing and banking and the whole damn thing never dies down. Mania! It’s what’s for Christmas!